Friday, September 15, 2006

Documentary film is a broad category of cinematic expression united by the intent to remain factual or non-fictional

My computer decides to reboot at 4:42am... so naturally I awake with Windows opening music echoing through my apartment at 4:43am. Have to remember to kill the speaker at night, this has happened before.

No chance of getting to sleep so up I jump out of bed. Spend a couple of hours on the blog, and head down to Ryerson for a 9:30am showing of Shane Meadows latest flick:

This is England. (2006)

“A drama centered on young skinheads in early 1980s England.”

Saw Mr. Meadows Dead Man’s Shoes at the festival a couple years back (or was it last year?) To be honest I really enjoyed that very Dark tale starring Paddy Considine. ‘This is England’ is one terrific movie. Shane was so lucky to come across Thomas Turgoose. Thomas is a young non-actor that essentially plays a young Shane in Britain during the Falklands War. It is a striking performance from such a young boy.

The narrative follows a young boy who falls in with a gang of skinheads. Actually this relationship is pretty positive for the child who had just lost his father. It is not until another influence arrives on the scene, which brings along his interest in the British National Front that things transform. Enough plot, just expect a well rounded cast, with a couple exceptional performances from the young Thomas and a new actor to me, Stephen Graham. To be honest, I did loose some of the dialogue with the accents. Hope you have better luck.

Shane was there for a fun Q/A period. Some sad news, Thomas Turgoose’s mother had passed on. Good on-set report here. Let’s hope this film hits the North American screens.

Mr. Black : B+

Up we jump and head back to the Paramount for the anticipated animated film:

Renaissance (2006). France.

“In 2054, Paris is a labyrinth where all movement is monitored and recorded. Casting a shadow over everything is the city's largest company, Avalon, which insinuates itself into every aspect of contemporary life to sell its primary export -- youth and beauty. In this world of stark contrasts and rigid laws the populace is kept in line and accounted for.”

This looks like no other film I have ever seen. This is a completely Black and White, (deep black actually) animated production. Some beautiful images, just wish the storyline caught my attention better. Cold, and a plot line (cop looses his badge but still heads out to save the pretty girl) that we have all seen before. To be honest, got a little sleepy to the screening, can not be a good sign.

Mr. Black : C+

Here is a story for you Andrea. Walking over to the Paramount and I spot Adrian’s friend from Shot in the Dark, Jonathan (?) He looked a little lost, we chatted for a quick second on the street and I directed him towards the Paramount. Sit down in the theatre and ten minutes later Jonathan is walking up the stairs directly towards me! We shake hands and I say thanks for Shot in the Dark. Seemed like a nice guy, just like in the film. Andrea story over!

The next film is in the exact same theater, so just head out and join another line. Looking forward to watching Paddy Considine in:

The Half Life of Timofey Berezinm 2006.

“A worker at a Russian nuclear facility gets exposed to a lethal dose of radiation. In order to provide for his family, he steals some plutonium and sets out to sell it on Moscow's black market with the help of an incompetent criminal.”

Oh lordy, where to start. The first half is basically two different movies, two distinct story lines. These eventually merge into one confusing narrative. Little known fact, everyone is Russia speaks English (with an accent naturally). This is quite ridiculous. Pretty sure there is not a single word of Russian spoken!! The comedy early on never really works; the crowd was pretty darn silent. The voice over drove me crazy. I like Paddy a lot, and he is good at the beginning but once they reach Moscow, man oh man.

Sigh. Guess we will have to wait until Paddy’s next film arrives.

Mr. Black : D+

Ok… enough for one day, back tomorrow for a pair of documentaries.

Documentary film is a broad category of cinematic expression united by the intent to remain factual or non-fictional.

So… is my next film: This Filthy World a Documentary? Well it is part of the Reel to Reel program at this years TIFF.

However, it is purely a live performance from John Waters. It opens with John walking on stage, and ends with him walking off. Nothing additional, no interviews / back stage / film clips what so ever. So is it a Doc? I say not.

The director Jeff Garlin (I know Mick, not Jeff Ross) was in the house and stressed that the look of this film was very intentional. No quick cuts, fast editing, film clips were added. Jeff wanted the audience to feel like they just watched John Waters in concert. In my opinion it works; just don’t call it a Documentary.

You like John Waters : A

You hate John Waters : D

Jeff came back for the Q/A… and it was the best one yet. He was very funny, and gave out is gift bag goodies to anyone who asked a question. Made for some soft ones, but damn everyone was having a great time!

Snapped this quick picture of Jeff and his entourage on the way out of the theater. John Waters was there at the start of the screening, but left for New York after the intro.



Ran into a lost Jeff Garlin on Bloor Street looking for the Manulife Center, pointed him in the right direction and got a sincere “Thank you”. Cool.

Bite to eat and head over to the ROM for the last screening on a short day:

Hans-Joachim Klein: My Life as a Terrorist.

Hans-Joachim Klein belonged to a radical faction of the German left. He achieved infamy in 1975 when he joined the terrorist Ilich Ramírez Sánchez, also known as Carlos the Jackal, in a plot to kidnap OPEC officials in Vienna. Three captives were killed; Klein suffered a bullet wound. After tense negotiations, Austrian authorities allowed the terrorists to fly to Algeria with forty-two OPEC ministers and employees as hostages.”

Wow… what a great story! Carlos was involved back in ’75, which should make for a great documentary. Unfortunately it does not. The first 15 minutes recount those early days, and are quite interesting. The director, Alexander Oey decides to spend a majority of the time just talking to Hans, and I found that this method got quite boring after a while. Runs 70 minutes, but it sure did seem longer. There will be a great documentary made on this subject, regrettably this is not it.

Mr. Black: C-

Not a great year for Documentaries.

Up next, my last day at the festival… one trip to Best Buy and four movies!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

The alarm clock says 11:32am. My overworked heart skips a beat.

I have a small addiction (well there are other ones but will save that discussion for another blog) to a little videogame called Battlefield 2. So why bring that up? It has a habit of keeping me up late, like tonight. Sometimes it makes me loose my mind and not set the alarm, like this morning.

The alarm clock says 11:32am. My overworked heart skips a beat.

Doesn’t take long for me to shake out the cobwebs and realize it was a late start today anyway, first film is at 12:45pm. Normally I like to walk to the Paramount, but that is not going to happen today.

The Paramount is eerily quite … where in the heck is everyone? Even the screening is half empty, the smallest crowd so far.

Out of the Blue 2006. New Zealand.

My second pick from New Zealand and no killer sheep in this one. Man, I have to visit New Zealand some day, looks like a breathtaking location. Small town New Zealand is a character in this retelling of one tragic story.

“Based on the Aramoana Massacre that occurred on 13 November and 14 November 1990. Resident David Gray, an unemployed gun collector, went on a rampage in which 13 people were shot dead, before Gray himself was shot by police.”

David Gray… oddly enough, one of my favorite singers.

The director, Robert Sarkies is in town and introduces the film. It actually had just screened in New Zealand a couple of weeks back, and it got the ‘seal of approval’ from the folks back there.

The first half hour sets up the small town vibe in Aramoana, and we are introduced to the

killer David Gray. The filmmakers really do not try and explain why this guy did what he did. We will never really know anyway, so I am glad they didn’t especially attempt to.

When the deed starts folks in the small town have no idea how to react. Bullets zip around their heads and they stare in disbelief. Nothing like this has ever happened to them… or to the town itself.

Well produced, the film effectively recreates what could have happened that day. You know how this story ends so any kind of trepidation is missing while watching the movie. Just travel along with the story until its inevitable conclusion.

The next film is arriving quickly so I miss out on the Q/A. Shame, was curious if there was any sort of protest from the town … the story is 15 years old, but some wounds never do heal.

Quick check with Wikipdia answers my question “The production faced some opposition from the town, and as a result, little filming was being done in Aramoana itself, though the community did allow some scenes to be shot in the settlement.”

Unfortunately as we all learned yesterday in Montreal, this type of horror can happen anywhere, at any time.

Mr. Black : B

I leave Paramount 4 and make the arduous journey to Paramount 2.

Un Crime. 2006. (A Crime)

The third feature from the French director Manuel Pradal.

“Vincent's life is on hold until he finds his wife's killer. Alice, his neighbor, is convinced she can make him happy. She decides to invent a culprit, so that Vincent can find revenge and leave the past behind. But there is no ideal culprit and no perfect crime...”

Did not think this film would ever end. Emmanuelle Béart sleep walks through her role. That may have been intentional, but it makes for a boring watch. Emmanuelle does have a body to die for (Just thought I would point that out). Harvey Keitel is there, doing his best. My main problem is with some of the plots twists which I refuse to talk about here. Anyone who has seen it: hate when she turned into a superwoman at the end and the picture in the paper was fucking ridiculous.

New York look beautiful and the sound track came from the mighty Ennio Morricone.

Mr. Black : C-

Never been to the Al Green Theatre before, it is up at Spadina and Bloor. Better have comfortable seating ‘cause me got a double screening:

Election / Election 2.

Note: The Al Green Theatre does not have comfortable seating.

“Wo Sing, the most venerable triad clan of Hong Kong, is about to elect a new chief. Lok (Simon Yam), wise and cautious, is favored for the coveted position, but the fiery and aggressive Big D (Tony Leung Ka Fai), refuses to concede. The two men engage in a bloodthirsty struggle amidst the disappearance of the ancestral symbol of the clan's power.”

Directed by Jonnie To, certainly one of favorite Hong Kong directors out there. Consider him a great filmmaker, love the way he frames his shots, makes use of music and the dark humor doesn’t hurt!

The two Election films are pretty complex, with lots of characters like ‘Uncle Cocky’ and ‘Big Head’ to keep track of. A second viewing at home might be in order to track the entire story line. The first one has more Triad politics, while the second feature is a lot darker in tone.




For the first time at any screenings I have been to over the years, Mr. Jonnie To was in the house! Didn’t expect that all, nice surprise. Colin Geddes introduced Mr. To and there was a pretty decent Q/A afterwards. Interesting comment on the real lack of gun play in the two films. When the British ruled Hong Kong the crime of even having a gun was very severe, so in real life Triad members rarely used / carried guns. Knifes were much better! We were the first audience in the world to see the two Election films back to back, in a theater!

Mr. To stated that he put about 30% of the story that he wanted to do on the big screen. The film going experience has a time limit. Shame. Personally I think he should do a 10 hour series for HBO along the lines of the Sopranos; there is more than enough story here.

Not done with Mr. To yet... still have Exiled on Saturday morning. Jonnie To is often shooting more than one film at a time, and the question was asked why. “I just love to make movies”, thank god for that I say.




Mr. Black: B+

Seeing them back to back with Jonnie To in house: Priceless

Spadina and Bloor is a great spot of people watching, but after sitting in the theatre for 3 ½ hours it is time to move on. No great surprise, Kind of in the mood for a cold one. Hmmm, Mark is still on the wagon and it is late, might as well just head home and get some sleep. Four movies tomorrow!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

You can buy Shark fin soup in Toronto….

…. Fish and chips as well!

I do not have any great urge to for Shark Steak, but to be honest a nice Atlantic Canada Lobster once and a while is a pretty sweet thing.

Next Screening: Sharkwater (2006)

“Synopsis: An intense adventure of discovery into the illegal multi-billion dollar shark fin industry, Stewart's film reveals sharks to be some of the most critically endangered creatures on the planet - victims of both man's unabated lust for the almighty dollar and a "blood lust" based on ignorance.”

Time to be right up front with this, one of my life dreams is to travel to Australia and see the Great White up close. No interest in swimming with the suckers… just want to see them off the side of a boat.

That is part of the reason I picked this film, and it did my schedule! This film was getting a fair bit of push at the festival; it’s Canadian… and quite good actually.

Rob Stewart, a young guy from Toronto has had a life long fascination with Sharks. Rob set out to just do a nature documentary on sharks… however after a sequence of events (like getting arrested in Costa Rica) he realized that there might be more to this story.

The Documentary has two main themes; Sharks are not the killers that everyone thinks they are, and secondly Rob wanted to shed light on to the horrible illegal Shark Fin fishing industry. The footage and stats on the fin industry are quite shocking. Underwater photography is quite breathtaking, they make stellar use of HD Video (looked like Panasonic HD to me).

Few Concerns: Sharks are pretty sexy animal. This was not called “Codwater” or “Halibutwater”. Lots of people around the world do eat fish, and as stated earlier, I am one of them. Naturally that does not mean you can just kill off the species, sharks are way too important to the ecosystem. Some of the underwater material looked a little fake to me… especially at the end. I looked for any computer graphics folks in the credits, and saw none. Just seemed to me like there was some sort of compositing going on at the end.

They interview one specialist, the bald guy (sorry dude couldn’t remember your name), and never mention that he has been bitten by a shark. Saw part of his leg go missing in a TV special during the SHARK WEEK on Discovery channel.

Rob Stewart and Paul Watson where there and treated to the crowd to a lengthy Q/A session. Check this documentary out next April when it hits the theaters. Just remember between now and then millions of sharks will be killed just for their fins.

Read more: http://www.sharkwater.com

Mr. Black: B+



Some promotion around town!

Done for the day, time to meet up with some friends, it is David’s birthday.

Slight headache the next morning, but it is a light day (two films) so it isn’t too tough.

First down, my second Documentary in a row: The Killer Within.

“THE KILLER WITHIN focuses on a Columbine-type crime that took place fifty years ago at Swarthmore College when a student, who claimed he was brutally bullied, planned to kill everyone in his dorm and started to carry it out. Today, that student is Professor Bob Bechtel who teaches the psychology of youth violence, and who, until now, has kept his own story secret.”

This director, Macky Alston knows how to direct a documentary! One very well crafted production. Give yourself a pat on the back my friend. The film follows the family as they travel around meeting folks that we affected by the actions of Mr. Bechtel back in 1955.

So how would you react if at that the age of 19 your father sat you down and told you the story of him killing a fellow student in 1955?

We get to see what happens to that family, and those who were at the school back in ’55 (including the victim’s brother). This is a well rounded doc, showing as many sides of this story as possible. It doesn’t really resolve all the questions… they may never be answered.

What would you do? How would you handle the situation? This documentary will be sure to open many a debate… do yourself a favor and see it if you can. Sorry, no release info. It was a Discovery films project.

Mr. Black: B

Have some time to kill, so I take a slow walk down Young Street. Man, this town is changing.

Where does Virgin Wool come from? Ugly Sheep!

Next up a crazy horror film from New Zealand: Black Sheep 2006.

There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand....and they're pissed off! An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.

This is a horror / comedy. Do not think it would ever be really possible to make a serious “killer sheep” film and the filmmakers knew that as well. Naturally this is way over the top: driving sheep, flying through the air sheep, farting sheep. You get the idea. The director Jonathan King just went for broke, throwing as much gore and comedy as he could. Unfortunately it really didn’t work for me. There is some serious bad acting by the two male leads. I didn’t find that the sheep creatures that great to be honest, despite the fact that it was the lord of the rings effects crew. To be honest, I did not find myself laughing too much.

So… if you are a fan of this type of thing you will likely find something to sink your teeth into. If the concept of killer sheep seems silly, AVOID this film big time.

Some pictures from the film.

First time director Jonathan King was in the house, along with the producer. This was the second screening ever for an audience, yet it hasn’t even opening in New Zealand yet. Jonathan had a wonderful time at the first Midnight Screening, and I am sure that crowd did as well.

Mr. Black : C-

Ok, done for the day. It’s raining, but decide to walk home anyway. 8:20pm. Might as well watch some of the pared down coverage of the festival on Rogers Cable. It really sucks that they are showing edited versions of the press conferences this year.

Johnny To double bill tomorrow!!

Milk Buds… the Breakfast of champions!

My belly hurts. What was I thinking?

An early morning walk takes me down to the Paramount for the 10:15am screening of

Werner Herzog’s latest: Rescue Dawn.

“This film tells the real-life story of U.S. fighter pilot Dieter Dengler, a German-American shot down and captured in Laos during the Vietnam War. Dengler, to be played by Bale, organized a death-defying escape for a small band of POWs, including Duane Martin (Zahn).”

Wow. Once again Bale does not disappoint. This guy completely throws himself into these psychically challenging roles! While not as extreme as the 2004 film The Machinist (track that down if you can) Bale still goes through hell.

They shot this in Thailand and the jungle itself becomes a character in the film. This drama is based on Herzog's ‘97 documentary 'Little Dieter Needs To Fly'. I need to track that down. Bale wasn’t alone in that Jungle, Jeremy Davies and Steve Zahn give two wonderful performances. Unfortunately for me, I couldn’t quite get over Zahn’s comedic performances in the past. Hopefully he will continue with these dramatic roles in the future. Just couldn’t quite get past thinking “Hey this is the guy from Happy Texas”.

At the start of the credits it was announced that they would be a Q/A. Jeremy Davies was called to the stage! Damn, he was sitting two rows in front of me and I didn’t even notice!! He apologized that he was on stage and not the director himself, Werner Herzog. Apparently Mr. Herzog’s childhood care giver had passed away and he was on the way back to Germany for the funeral. Jeremy was a little quirky, not unlike his character in the film. Thought he was going to pull a ‘Dixie Chicks’ and say something about Bush (he was proudly wearing a Canadian flag hat) but they jokingly pulled the mic away from him pretty quickly. Jeremy had a weight loss tip (he lost 33 pounds from an already small frame)… going in the Sauna three times a day for 45 days will turn you into prison camp material. Jeremy was super approachable as he walked out of the theater, nice to see.





Great film, to be honest I didn’t love the ending. Was really looking for a little more personal and introspective wrap-up. That being said please do not let that stop you from seeing it when it hits the local Multi-plex… or for you Mick, TMN.

Mr. Black : B+

Well I am in the exact same theatre for the next screening. So we exit, and I head right back into the already formed line up for latest from the pen of Paul Haggis:

The Last Kiss 2006.

“Anxieties threaten the future of a domesticated couple.”

Well actually 5 or 6 couples. One story just isn’t enough; we need five or six examples of relationships turning to shit. Is there a film in the last few years that had a fully functioning exciting relationship that wasn’t in complete turmoil?

Very big cast, none of which were able to show up for this noon time screening. Damn Celebrity watching has been a bust this year… other than running into David Cronenberg it has been pretty slim.

Do not want to say that this is Garden State 2… but I just did. It follows a ‘turning thirty’ Zach Braff character as he faces the rest of his life. This is a good cast with Casey Affleck and Tom Wilkinson being standouts (Did I just say Casey Affleck was a stand out?). But to be honest I am just bored with this type of film. The laughs were few and far between. Luckily everything didn’t wrap up all nice and weepy at the end, so that will boost my rating a bit!

Mr. Black: B-

Ok, running out of time. Still have one more film from today, the important documentary Sharkwater. Will see these next two films and update the blog afterwards. Did you know that “Shark specialists estimate that 100 million sharks are killed for their fins, annually?” You should.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The “Visa Trick” didn’t work at the Elgin….

7:21am. Not quite sure why I am up so early. Play around the house for a bit and then venture out to a chilly Sunday morning street car ride.

Walk up to the Ryerson for a 9:30am screening of Sir Ridley Scott’s latest:

A Good Year (2006)

The Gala was last night, which means no one appeared for this screening. Hey Russell Crowe is off the booze, he could have showed right? Ridley was heading back to New York to get back to work on a film, at least that is what they said.

“An Englishman (Crowe) inherits a vineyard in Provence. Upon arriving at his new property, he meets an American woman who claims that the land is hers.”

Look, Sir Ridley Scott is a superb director, so naturally this is a competently edited, skillfully shot film. But unfortunately it didn’t really work for me.

I can’t really discuss the film without revealing too much plot (which I hate to do). The ‘comedy’ at the beginning really didn’t work for me. I didn’t really believe the opening “banking” scene. Mid way through the film there is a dinner scene where Mr. Crowe goes from sober to drunk in about 60 seconds. That pissed me off. Why was the wife flirting with the Crowe character? And what about... you get the idea. Even the message of the film (which I can’t discuss) is a pile of bull in my mind.

Ridley Scott is a great director… this is not his best work.

Russell Crowe is a wonderful actor... this is not is best work.

Some will certainly love this film, and it certainly isn’t offensive to sit through. Maybe I am just too cynical of a person for this type of story. Love to discuss this with you, after seeing it.

Mr. Black : C+

It takes me 18 minutes to walk from the Elgin to the Paramount. Little slow I think. Today is pretty spread out... luckily. Should be no missed screenings today (at least I hope so!)

Next up, a 12:30 screening of “Chronicle of an Escape”, or “Atila” even “Buenos Aires, 1977”. Take your pick.

“The goalkeeper of a little-known soccer team is kidnapped by a Argentinean government squad and sent to a detention center. After months of torture, he plots his escape with three other young men.”

Wow… what a story. Another political film. Another opportunity for me to learn about a part of the world I have never been too… or understand.

Mid Seventies in Argentina and the government is in control… very much in control. This is so good. Tough to watch, and even tougher to make I suspect. These are very demanding roles… physically and mentally. I have no idea how in the world these actors prepared for these roles... or even managed to make it through filming day to day.

Lets see, this was the pitch… you’ll be naked and tied to a bed for half of the film... and the other half the real torture begins!

The director, Adrián Caetano was there for the screening and through an interpreter he thanked the crowd for coming... but unfortunately he wasn’t a great speaker so that was that. Fortunately for the rest of us, Adrián Caetano is a wonderful director.

There was a Weinstein Company credit at the beginning, so I suspect we will see this again in North America. The fact that this was a true story really added punch for me at the end. See it if you can.

Mr. Black : B+

Time to get down to the Elgin, no reason to rush at all, got my Visa Gold card in hand so no worries. Not a problem, I can just walk right in!! No line-ups for this VISA man.

Proof:





I was wrong. Apparently this trick doesn’t work for afternoon screenings. So I stand there watching as hundreds and hundreds of folks head in to the screening of:

Guillermo del Toro’s Pan's Labyrinth (2006).

"Pan's Labyrinth" is the story of a young girl that travels with her mother and adoptive father to a rural area up North in Spain, 1944. After Frano´s victory. The girl lives in an imaginary world of her own creation and faces the real world with much chagrin.”

It would appear that Mr. Guillermo del Toro has quite the following. I’ve seen a couple of his films, and to be honest they really didn’t stand out. Can you say Mimic and Blade 2? That being said the buzz was pretty good on this film, and it fit well into the schedule.

This is rather good… but for me the problem is that it feels like two films in one. This could have been a really great child’s fantasy, and it is in a lot of ways. The problem lies in the violence that hits the screen. This is certainly not for children. Which is fine naturally… but it just feels to me that is trying to be both. Production values are all there on the screen. Ivana Baquero as Ofelia is a nice discovery, and I do want to track down some of del Toro’s earlier work. This just seemed a little uneven to me. Certainly worth a watch, but be ready for some violent turns.

Mr. Black : B

My seats were shit due to my mess up getting in. Del Toro was planning to do a Q/A but as the credits ended... I noticed him standing outside doing the fan boy Autograph thing … which was cool. He seemed to be in no rush what so ever, and was able to snap a quick picture.




Well that day went smooth. No missed screenings, one bad seat, one great film and only used a single TTC Ticket. Life isn’t so bad.

Tomorrow Bale in Rescue Dawn.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

I treat the festival like a Vacation….

... And sometimes when you are on Holiday, plans change. More on that a little later

My first film of the festival was on Thursday night, which was new for me. Another first was dragging someone along to a screening. Never really had much luck finding someone with the same interest in films and the same schedule! Other than catching Serendipity and I Heart Huckabees a couple years back with Steph, it has never really happened. This year I was able to get Mick (the lover of film, and the hater of the actual theatre experience) to join me for a couple of screenings at the festival.

We jump in a cab and head north the Varsity to catch:

Slumming: Austria/Switzerland 2006.

Two Rich friends play a ‘trick’ on a homeless man with unexpected results.

The plot sounded pretty interesting to me, so it was an easy pick. This is a good, well crafted film. The director, Michael Glawogger was there. At the opening of the film he stated that it was to wonderful to present the film to a crowd that knew what “Slumming” meant. He was tired of explaining the title. To be honest I am not convinced that the crowd did know, including this blogger, what the term meant.

For those who are interested: “Slumming (derived from slum) originally referred to a practice, fashionable among certain segments of the middle class in many Western countries, whereby one deliberately patronizes areas or establishments which are populated by, or intended for, people well below one's own socio-economic level, motivated by curiosity or a desire for adventure. Most often these establishments take the form of bars or restaurants in low-income areas.”

Mick and I disagreed on the motifs of the two main characters. He felt that they were trying to inflect positive change on people, to be helpful and kick start their lives in a different direction. While I thought they were bored Rich kids that liked to fuck with people, with no concern for them what so ever.

August Diehl, a massive star in Germany we were told, gave a solid performance as Sebastian, However the stand out was Paulus Manker as the homeless man who ends up on receiving end of Sebastian’s prank. The director mentioned that what you see on screen is what you get from Paulus, a crazy man!

A good film that will likely never ever hit the big screens here in North America.

Mr. Black’s rating : B-

And the end of a slow starting Q/A session with the director we head out into the warm Toronto night for what else, a beer. Hey, I am vacation after all! Mick and I walk all the way down to the Paddock, and find ourselves sitting under a full moon while more than one Becks disappears. My head hits the pillow at 3:05am. Next film starts 9:15am.

Tired, but feeling pretty good I walk down to the morning screening of Takashi Miike ‘s Big Bang Love: Juvenile A Japan (2006).

Nothing like a Miike film at 9 O’clock in the morning! Pretty sure this is the forth Miike film I’ve seen at the festival over the years. He has never once been at a screening. Looking at his IMDB listing, one suspects he is normally busy working on a new film.

Seeing a Miike film is normally a pretty unpredictable experience. Each one I have caught at the festivals over the years have been a very different experience. Ichi the Killer and The Great Yokai War are very different films, so it was no surprise that this year’s selection was a new film going experience. Unfortunately it was a disappointment.

“A boy confesses to the murder of another in an all-boy juvenile detention facility.”

This prison is like no other, bathed in spot lights, no bars to hold back the prisoners. And oh yeah, a pyramid and rocket ship just outside the window.

In the words of Bono, "We don't know what it is, so it must be art."

Never cared for these ugly characters, and no interest in what happened to them. Some unique images, but to me they really didn’t amount to much. Look forward to the next Miike film, but hope to never see this again. Chances it will ever hit the North American screens: none.

Mr. Black’s Rating: C-

It’s early and there is no screening until 6. Head home and actually manage to catch some sleep.

Before any more films, its time to party a bit. I am on vacation after all! On the way down I get some bad news concerning a couple of former co-workers. Kinda puts a bad taste in my mouth about the party, but promised David so had to go. Ran into some folks that I never expected to see there so that made the experience bearable. After setting David free from this boring experience I went around to press some flesh. Ok, it’s getting close to screening time, but damn the free beer was going down well.

The first causality of the festival for me: The Jade Warrior. Oh well, when you are on vacation unexpected things happen.

Ron, his very beautiful sister and this fat bastard head out to Yorkville to see some famous people. Lots of people standing around, lots of limos line the street. We walk up to Sassafraz just on the off chance that we could get in; low and behold there is room! Now it is through the bathroom doors and upstairs but damn, we actually manage to get a table. Celebrity Sightings = 0. Number of disappointed faces as we walk out the front door and folks realize we are far from famous = 3. The thrill of stealing the pen from Sassafraz = priceless.

After the wonderful meal we say our goodbyes and I head off to the Midnight Madness screening of The Host (Gue-mool) 2006 South Korea.

“A mutant emerges from Seoul's Han River and focuses its attention on attacking people.”

Midnight Madness screenings are usually the most fun of the festival. The crowd really gets into the films (when they are good) and this years “The Host” is no exception.

This is fun, especially the opening 30 minutes. You just have to let things go and enjoy this film. The effects work extremely well, they reminded me of the look of Incident at Loch Ness where the creature blends in perfectly with everyday life.

To be honest I feel the film drags in the middle when the story moves away from the family in the center of the action. It slows a bit, until the family comes back into focus.

Seoul looked beautiful, should plan a trip to visit my cousin there.

The director Bong Joon-ho was in town and took time at the end of the screening to answer questions from an appreciative crowd. He had many fans in the crowd. One story he told was interesting, during a screening in Europe a journalist from Al Jazeera News asked if the creature in The Host represented the United States. The character that created the Host was an American, and there is some interesting Trivia behind that story. Can’t remember if said it did or not, but it is hard for me to understand why the United States would be considered the biggest threat, especially in South Korea!

Mr. Black’s Rating : B

Fun time, and naturally there will be a bad North American remake.

It is late. There are no street cars running on Queen. It is time for Cab #2 of the festival. Hit the pillow at 3:13am. 4:43am text message from Mick saying he will need a wake-up call. Oh Christ. Next Screening 10am.

Up early and feeling pretty good. Raining out side so I jump on TTC. The second wake-up call gets an answer, so that worked out OK. 9:35am sit my ass down in the Paramount for:

The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen) Germany 2005.

“Florian Henckel-Donnersmarck's movie debut focuses on the horrifying, sometimes unintentionally funny system of observation in the former East Germany. In the early 1980s, the successful dramatist Georg Dreyman and his longtime companion Christa-Maria Sieland, a popular actress, are big intellectual stars in the socialist state, although they secretly don't always think loyal to the party line. One day, the Minister of Culture becomes interested in Christa, so the secret service agent Wiesler is instructed to observe and sound out the couple, but their life fascinates him more and more..”

The best film so far. Interesting and understated performance from the German actor: Ulrich Mühe. The director stressed that this film would have never ever been made without Ulrich Mühe on board. He laughed that even his screen play seemed to get better reception once Ulrich decided to be part of the film. Like “Slumming”, this is another great all around group of appealing actors.

The director, Florian Henckel-Donnersmarck said he never thought the film would be seen out side Germany. I am sure glad it did make it out.

Being a Canadian the idea that a government could have so much control over ones life was more than a little foreign. Surely there was some artistic license in the story telling? Walking along Queen Street Mick shared some of his own personal stories from his early years in Hungary, funny as hell… now.

Rant on: Why can’t people just shut up during a screening? It seems impossible to some folks to go 10 minutes without talking to the person beside them. This pair behind me at the screening refused to be quite. Movie going tip: When someone turns around and stares you in the eyes during a screening. They are not hitting on you; they want you to just shut the fuck up! Sorry… rant over.

Mr. Black : B+

Next up, the Documentary “Shot in the Dark”.

“Today, Adrian Grenier is best known as a film and television star, seen most recently in The Devil Wears Prada and HBO’s “Entourage.” But he’s long had an interest in moving behind the camera. Before his success as an actor, he began work on this touching personal documentary about tracking down his distant father. In Shot in the Dark, we get a privileged view of a young man discovering secrets about his family and his own identity.”

Curious, IMDB lists the film as 2002. With the timeline of the film, that year certainly does make sense. Not sure why it is running in festivals in 2006. Nothing to do with the success of Entourage do you think?

Ok, might as well be up front about this. I picked this film for two reasons, my enjoyment of HBO’s Entourage and the subject itself. We have similar family backgrounds, and from the looks of things… some of the same questions.

It follows Adrian as he makes a road trip to finally see his father after 18 years. There are some awkward, but yet touching moments like when Adrian first talks to his father, and finally does meet him face to face. Laughter as well: his father saying that he wanted to spend some “quality time” with Adrian, his therapist not quite getting where the title of the film came from!

Adrian seemed happy to be at the festival, and there was a longer than normal question and answer session. And oh yeah, the ladies just LOVE Mr. Grenier.

Mr. Black : B-

So… the question is. Did this documentary trigger any desire in me to track down the old man after all these years? No. And that is ok. Life goes on.

I was able to take this picture out side on Richmond Street.





The extra long Q/A made me 25 minutes for the next screening. Too late.

The second causality of the festival: “Fido”. Oh well, what the hell... I’m on vacation! Overcast, looks like it is going to piss rain. Walk home and hit the sack for a quick nap. Wake up, and start to update the Blog. It does not take long to fall behind.

Next up: Russell Crowe in “A Good Year”.

Monday, September 04, 2006

My First line-up of the Festival….

Ok, Monday … “pick up ticket day”. Received the e-mail on Sunday so I knew what was coming, but still had to go down and get the tickets. That was line one (Not that long to be honest). Line #2... The 90 minute one was to exchange ticker vouchers for new picks. Actually faired pretty well and got everything I wanted. Picked up tickets for: Jade Warrior, Slumming and a second ticket to “The Lives of Others”. Still have a single ticket for a day screening. Also have one ticket to give away… “The Abandoned (Wednesday Sept 13 5pm)”. Think I will offer that to Allan. (Update... sorry Allan, Neil upstairs has laid claim to the ticket).

OK… official schedule:

Slumming (Thursday September 7 8:45pm)

Big Bang Love (Friday Sept 8 9:15am)
7 years (Friday Sept 8 6:45pm)
Jade Warrior (Friday Sept 8 9:30pm)

The Host (Midnight)

The lives of others (Saturday Sept 9, 10am)
Shot in the Dark (Saturday Sept 9, 2:15pm)
FIDO (Saturday 3:45pm)

A Good Year (Sunday September 10, 9:30am)
Chronicle of an escape (Sunday September 10, 12:30pm)
Pan's labyrinth (Sunday Sept 10 3pm)
The killer within (Sunday September 10, 6:15pm)

Rescue Dawn (Monday Sept. 11 10:15am)
The last kiss (Monday Sept 11 1:15pm)
Sharkwater (Monday Sept. 11 3:30pm)

The killer within (Tuesday Sept 12 12pm)
Black sheep (Tuesday Sept 12 4:45pm)

Out of the blue (Wednesday Sept 13 12:45pm)
A Crime (Wednesday Sept 13 2:45pm)
Election / Election 2 (Wednesday Sept 13 8:30pm)

This is England (Thursday Sept 14 9:30am)
Renaissance (Thursday Sept 14 12:45pm)
Half life of timofey berezin (Thursday Sept 14 3:30pm)
Sleeping dogs (Thursday Sept 14 6:15pm)

This Filthy World (Friday sep 15 9:30am)
My life as a Terrorist (Friday Sept 15 1:45pm)

Exiled (Saturday Sept 16, 9:30am)
The Banquet (Saturday Sept 16, 12:00pm)
Severance (Saturday Sept 16, 3:30pm)
London to Brighton (Saturday Sept 16 8pm)

That’s it for today.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Begging for a free T-Shirt.

Well the Geek festival was OK. Very busy this year, guess the Shatner / Nimoy double bill really helped. For me there wasn’t enough film related sellers. I get a little tired looking through mounds of DVD’s and nothing else. Picked up a few locally produced Horror films, (Likely shit) but it is good to support independent filmmakers.

Ran into Adam from the Toronto After Dark Film Festival at booth number #1120 (Another Festival to attend at the end of October). 13+ movies over three days is going to be tough. Saw some images from the Pang Brothers “Re-Cycle”. Looks very interesting to say the least. Few years back I lucked into a screening of the Pang Brothers “Bangkok Dangerous”. Had tons of fun watching that film on the big screen. My main purpose of dropping by the booth was to snag a FREE Toronto After Dark Film Festival T-Shirt. Adam got sidetracked into a conversation with a pretty lady, and I wasn’t able to pop the question. So Adam, I wear an extra large!!

Ok, got the confirmation e-mail from the Festival. Missed a couple of my picks.

An Evening with M. Moore. (No surprise… wasn’t even sure if I could pick this film with a regular ticket. It was part of a special “Maverick” program.

Jade Warrior. (What fan boy took my ticket!!?)

Suburban Mayhem. (Kind of a surprise. Did I mess up and not actually pick this title?)

So over all, not too bad. You can go down on Holiday Monday and pick up the tickets. We see if I can fill the gaps then.

Sunday Morning Update...

Sunday Morning and I am still waiting for the e-mail from the festival to confirm my picks. Something that I did notice, there is a link at the Toronto Film Festival Office site to my Blog!! Kinda cool.

Mr. Black at the 2006 TIFF!

If any rich and famous people are reading this and would like to give me some party passes for the festival, just drop me an e-mail.

More later today, once my picks are in. Off to Geek out for a while.